Tom Arnold

as Dave Garrett

as Todd

as Self

as Senator Rufus

as Parker

as Gary

as Sheriff Buzz Clark

as The Alchemist

as Ralph

as Captain Taylor

as Frank

as Brady

as Norm Carlson

as Hamilton

as Arnie Orwig

as Cushing

as Alf Landon

as Frank

as Frank

as Self

as Johnny Angel

as Daddy

as Miles Butkus

as Tom

as Self

as Famous Director

as Tom

as Frank

as Greg Corksey

as Self

as Steve Middlestein

as El Jade

as Robert Jenks

as Runyon

as Carl

as Billy

as Andy

as Daniel Warren

as Self

as Self

as Roy Hawkins

as Himself

as Goliath (Voice)

as Himself

as Agent Barnes

as Danny

as Self

as Self

as Chuck Gout

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Gus

as Principle Hyman

as Charlie

as Self

as Gene "Geno" Burman

as Roland

as Kevin Freeman

as Self

as Self

as Doug the Dog Catcher

as Self - Narrator

as Elvis Bertrand

as Self

as Johnny Dingo

as Self

as Daddy

as Charles

as Art

as Self

as Self

as Self - Host

as Quarterman

as Arthur Crandall

as Randy Anderson

as Self

as Floyd Spunkmeyer

as Walter

as Tommy

as Bruce Daniels

as Gabe

as Self

as Pat

as Joe Bergers

as Tom Lipnity

as Beethoven

as Ronny Streppi

as Harold

as George

as Self

as Self

as Self / Mark 'Pappy' Jeung

as Ron Alberts

as Herman

as Rhaynes

as Danny

as Frank

as Mac Bear (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Simon

as Self

as Tom Arnold

as Self - Roaster

as Self - Guest

as Sully

as Mr. Blackwell

as Father Bailey

as Himself

as Malone

as Tom Arnold

as Self

as Nick

as Alex

as Dad

as Georgie Caruso

as Tom Rockett

as Tom Arnold

as Host

as Van Hagen

as Morgan

as Burt Akers

as Rog (uncredited)

as Richard

as Self

as Bink

as Jimmy Darby

as Self - Guest

as Garth Mathers

as Self

as Randall the Goose (voice)

as Tom Arnold

as Jack Cameron

as Bill Williams

as Murray Crown

as Tom Arnold

as Frank

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Mr. Hunkee

as Self

as Presscott

as Bob Thompson

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Mr. Lewis

as Self

as Self

as Archie

as Self

as Dr. Levanthal

as Boogeyman (voice)

as Wendell Mays

as Self

as Lionel Quince

as James Ford

as Mr. George Wilson (voice)

as Max

as Calvin Riggins

as Andrew Morland - President's Stepbrother

as Self

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Henry Wayne

as Tom Arnold

as Doughy

as Buck Rowan

as Marty Edelman

as Barbuto

as Self

as Eddie

as Self

as Walter Perkins

as Jay Rollins

as Jason Eckhart

as Marvin Pritz (Jackie's Former Manager)

as Himself

as Self

as Fritz / Cat (voice)

as Bernie Mellon

as Tom Arnold

as (voice)

as Al Oliver

as Cupid (voice)

as Kevin O'Brien

as Chris

as Danny

as Self

as Cowboy (uncredited)

as Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale

as August Murray

as Norm Glidewell (voice)

as Franklin Laszlo

as Tom Arnold

as Stanley Stupid

as Self

as Rosco Bigger - Fang

as Chuck Rooney

as Self

as Jack

as Tom Arnold

as Marty Dwyer

as Jerry Miller

as Rip Winkle (voice)

as Gib

as Tom Graham

as Self - Guest

as Vern Newman

as Man #1

as Golfer (uncredited)

as Self

as Jack Jackson

as Chick

as Tom Arnold

as Self

as Buddy (voice)

as Howard Peterman

as Childless Man

as Self

as Tom Arnold (voice)

as Arnie Thomas

as Self

as Looter

as Husband Tom

as Self - Host

as Self (uncredited)

as Police Chief Dick Steinberger

as Bill Diller

as Rabbi Hammerstein

as Dr. Evan

as Ted