Mark Hadlow

as Wrestlers Coach Dade

as Principal

as Richard

as Digby

as Harold

as Charlie Fink

as Stigwood

as Horace Jones

as Narrator - Story of Percival Pitts

as Dori

as Dori

as Dori / Bert Troll

as Derek

as Wally

as Barry

as Mr Bligh

as Dad

as Ronnie Grimble

as Mr. Glue QC

as Harry

as Harry

as Milo

as Rugby Coach

as Prison Corporal

as Heidi / Robert / Barry the Bulldog (voice)

as Errol's Friend

as Gun Operator

as Sam Finn

as Orrin

as Dancer at Party

as Sid

as Bruce Roddik

as Harry