Jim J. Bullock

as Self

as Bernie

as Self - Contestant

as Cert

as Derek

as Jacques-Jean / Emerald Joe (voice)

as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Mr. Monroe

as Maurice's Ex

as Not-Yet-Out Gay Guy

as Mark

as Tex

as Licea (voice)

as Erastus / Isaac (voice)

as Net'l (voice)

as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein

as Magistrate (voice)

as Tom

as Self - Former Co-Host

as Judge

as Majestrate / Jeramiah (voice)

as Gerald

as The Psychic

as Attendant #1

as Prince Valium

as Neal Tanner

as Eddie

as Monroe Ficus