Javed Jaffrey

as Parmeshwar Khanna

as Ronak

as Dylan Thomas

as Himself (Voice)

as Mirza

as Vanraj Kapoor

as Bosco

as Saleem

as Self

as Mirza

as Yusuf Akhtar

as Raju

as Pradeep Narang

as Ravi Gupta

as Bulletproof Anand

as Kabir Shroff

as Inspector Chedilal

as Host

as Pandit Jai Kishen / Jackson

as Rustom Irani

as Bittu

as Inderpal Singh

as Bachchan Bhaiya

as Hukun Dev Singh

as Samir Khanna

as Manav Shrivastav

as Voice

as Harsh Tandon

as Self

as Mushraff Khan

as Hamid Gul

as Carlos

as Bheem Singh Chandel

as Self

as Abhishek

as Manav Shrivastav

as Special Appearance

as Ranchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad

as Carlos

as Keswani

as Parag Melwani

as Charlie Anna

as Mika Singh

as Himself

as Major Akash Kapoor

as Himself (uncredited)

as Manav Shrivastav

as Hariprasad Dhirubhai

as Jaggu

as Narrator

as Self

as Boom Shankar aka Boom Boom

as Man on mic

as Aditya Pandit

as Gary Rozario

as Ashok

as Salim

as Jatin

as Host - Self

as J.J.

as Prince Of Don

as Pankaj Nigam

as Captain Javed

as Sudhir

as Sunil (as Javed Jaffery)

as Xavier (as Javid Jafri)

as Ravi Verma (as Javed Jaffery)

as Johnny

as Mukesh (as Jaaved Jaaffery)

as Ravi

as Vikram Thakral (Vicky)

as Bobby