John Salthouse

as DCI Sid Bradbery

as Michael Ward

as Newcastle Manager

as John Perks

as Self

as Charles Acres

as Self

as Tony De-Laurey

as James Crowe

as DI Finch

as Robert Beasley

as D.I. Jack Robber

as D.I. Jack Robber

as Richard Ealham

as Cutter

as Chauffeur

as Chris Weston

as Frank Swedener

as Glyn

as Guest Commentator

as Tom the Roadie

as Roy Galloway

as Danny Blanchflower (1961)

as Self (archive footage)

as Bobby at Cinema

as Binoculars

as Peter Girard

as Young Scrooge

as Tony

as HMS Ranger Crewman

as Pvt. 'Ginger' Marsh

as Eli Blossom

as Gary

as Bus conductor

as Rudyard Kettle

as Kono's Henchman

as Andrews

as Terry

as Bus Conductor

as Andrews

as Gary

as Cliff