Marshall Efron

as Little Anthony

as Actor-Dog

as Wickersham Guard 1 (voice)

as Start Dad (voice)

as Tow Truck Driver

as Lamppost / Toilet Bot / Bass Drum / Microphone

as Larry (voice)

as Ed

as Andres

as Tiny

as Moe Persky

as Bartholomew Bookbinder

as Eddie

as Alexander Woollcott (voice)

as Erwin

as Stanley (voice)

as Burglar (voice)

as Cab Driver

as Tomato (voice)

as The Comrade in Chief

as Marshall Efron

as Sloppy Smurf (voice)

as Synonamess Botch (voice)

as Nick Rand

as Elephant

as Ratso (voice)

as Voice (voice)

as Ruben

as Mr. Spoon

as Donald Segretti

as Cook

as Dwayne Christiansen

as Window Cleaner

as Fat Man

as Bradley

as Balthasar

as Shooting Gallery Attendant

as Vince Domino

as Mexican Bartender

as TWA

as Self

as Window cleaner

as Self

as Himself / Host

as Dachshund

as Young Man

as Sid, Photographer