Marc Kudisch

as The Proprietor

as Patryk Alfaro

as Self

as Robert Petrillo

as Congressman Gates

as Self - Special Guest

as Billy Katsner

as Bank Manager

as Roger Wade

as Mr. Rottenberg

as Ty Rathbone

as Dr. Gus

as Cassius Blair

as Dr. Adrian McCaffrey

as Henry Mitchell

as Darryl F. Zanuck

as Businessman

as Donovan Gates

as Himself

as Terry Longacre

as Sir Lionel

as Benedict Tate

as Val

as Count Carl-Magnus Malcolm

as Harrison

as Conrad Birdie

as Self - Nominee