Derek Nimmo

as Mr. Smiley (voice)

as Dean 'Selwyn' Makepeace

as George Hutchenson

as Self

as Chris Bunting

as Self

as Henry Prendergast

as Lord Southmere

as Father Dominic

as Swot McMouse (voice)

as Self

as Self - Guest

as David

as Hadley

as The Hon. Freddie Threepwood

as The Hon. Freddie Threepwood

as The Chaplain, Rev. Mervyn Noote

as Tony

as Douglas

as Fly

as Bingo Little

as Tom Hamilton

as Lt Hope

as Sub-Lt. Eric Humbert

as Leslie Jackson (uncredited)

as Dr. Scott

as James

as Fred

as Tim Clove

as DG Assistant

as ‘Rembrandt’

as Pvt. Willie Maltravers

as Fish Fancier

as Head Waiter

as Diner

as Mr Smeed

as 3rd Secretary (uncredited)

as Lord Winrod

as Andrew

as Self