Rip Torn

as Tom

as Large-Headed Alien at Funeral (uncredited)

as Self

as Sal

as King Looney

as Joe

as Carl

as Trevor O'Hart

as Capt. Jeremiah Burgess

as David Sterling

as Quinette

as Bobo

as Lou Lo Duca (voice)

as Self

as Arthur

as Joe Wallace

as Don Geiss

as Larraby

as Louis XV

as Self

as Alan James

as Commandant Sherman

as Dr. Chebrin

as Edmund Collins

as Patches O'Houlihan

as Bert Langdon

as Novak

as George McNab

as Oldman

as Zed

as Jules Copeland

as Jim Brody

as Self

as Peter Redmond

as Q

as Detective Manny Garett

as John Scanlon

as Royce

as Spence

as Harvey Potter

as Father Robert Grant

as Lionel Banks

as Randall Tyson

as Trucker 'God'

as The Narrator

as Zed

as Zeus (voice)

as Benny Gibbs

as Narrator

as Admiral Winslow

as Arthur

as Self (Narrator)

as General Dick Panzer

as Adm. Snyder

as Capt. Cole

as Warren Shutt

as Dr. Leonard Bailey

as Self - Guest

as Bernard Galvin

as Noel Lord

as Deputy Prescott

as The CEO

as Bill Morgan

as Happy Sam

as Admiral Paul Yost

as Arthur

as Narrator (voice)

as Brian Stansbury

as Karl Resnick

as Captain Jack Parsons

as Bob Diamond

as Dub Farley

as Walt Whitman

as Colonel Fargo

as Gideon Hogarth

as Capt. Jack Parsons

as Boss Finley

as Dr. Markowitz

as Sheriff

as Vic Luca

as Solomon Chandler

as Jack Kraft

as Joe Datilla

as Buford Pope

as Sheriff Hank Pearson

as Corbet St. James IV

as Lyndon Baines Johnson

as Tim Nettleton

as Adolphus

as Buzz Beckerman

as Scully

as Lewis Slaton

as Wilheim Gehbert

as Primo Pitt

as Dino McLeish

as Big Daddy

as Khepera

as Sheriff Wells

as Stuart Blankfort

as Will

as Marsh Turner

as Bud Kruger / President Reagan

as Ulysses S. Grant

as Harold Benson

as Maax

as Artie Taggart

as Clyde Stewart

as General G. E. Dumpston

as Charles Burt

as Carlo Ponti

as Walter Fox

as Jack Baker

as Senator Kittner

as Richard M. Nixon

as K.W. Hicks

as Dr. Hartogs

as Dr. George

as Dwight Webb

as Father Maximilian

as Thomas

as Nathan Bryce

as Glen Tuttle

as Glen Tuttle

as Richie

as George Oldenburg

as Maury Dann

as Roy

as Jonathon

as Dominic Hoffo

as Leon Lamarr

as Self

as Raoul Rey O'Houlihan

as Izquierdo

as Henry Miller

as Joe

as The Beard Director (uncredited)

as Popcorn

as Dano Villanova

as Victor Roarke

as Gunnery Sgt. Ben Honeywell

as Self - Dano Villanova (archive footage) (uncredited)

as I.H. Chanticleer

as Alexander

as William Jefferson Slade

as Alexander

as Col. Mark Royce

as Lieutenant John C. Freemont

as Donald Burrows

as Sgt. Karl Kasten

as Dion Kapakos

as Avery

as Nicholas Gates

as Tom Finley Jr.

as Self

as Judas

as Dr. Nicholas Keefe

as Joel Coles

as Paul

as Alvah Clayhorne

as Duncan Corey

as Harry Strauss

as Johnny Mizo

as Will Hewitt

as Lt. Walter Russell

as Jacob Yellow-Sun

as Locky McCormick

as Ansel Boake

as Lieutenant Harrison

as Lt. George Miller

as Jody Gilman

as Barry Mills (uncredited)

as The Dentist (uncredited)

as Self - Presenter

as Steve Morgan #22

as Ernie Walters

as Locky McCormick

as Solomon Chandler

as Somers

as Self - Presenter