9 1/2 Ninjas!

Overview

When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns sexy Lisa into his ninja disciple, and the two team up to fight back in this erotic action comedy. Gruber sends his own ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa, who may have trouble focusing on the enemy as they're consumed by their lust for each other.

Cast

Michael Phenicie

Joe Vogue

Andee Gray

Lisa Thorne

Robert Fieldsteel

Arnold Gruber

N/A

Magda Harout

Gladys Vogue

Tommy Lister Jr.

Cutter

Don Stark

Sledge

N/A

Barbara Leary

Dimitri

Paul Jabara

Mr. Ninja (voice)

Sharon Lee Jones

Zelda

Monty Hoffman

Isaac

Rance Howard

Ninja Negotiator

Gerald Okamura

Master